Stardate: 0007 P.D. (Post Delivery)
Some sure signs of overtired-ness…..
You use the last square of toilet paper. Three hours later you throw a fit because some idiot finished the roll and didn’t replace it.
In the middle of a paragraph you realize your screen saver has been on for at least 5 minutes.
You start to wonder just how bad the dog needs to be fed.
You swear your coffee Kcups must be defective and the Keurig never went this slow.
You start every sentence with “this may or may not have happened, but….”
Your ability to articulate mid-yawn becomes your superpower.